Spur of the Moment Creativity

Sung to the tune of “Jack and Diane” by John Cougar Mellencamp:


Barry and A-Rod

Little ditty about Barry and A-Rod
Two baseball players juicin’ up their steroid induced bod
Barry’s gonna be the home run king
A-Rod sittin’ backseat to Jeter without a ring.

Suckin’ on a protein shake outside the BALCO lab
A-Rod standin’ next to Barry
He gives his little needle a jab
Barry say, hey A-Rod I got plans
Let me know if you agree
Let’s give Clemens a call
He’s with Brian McNamee
And Barry say a

Chorus:

Oh yeah, the game goes on
Long after the thrill of juicin’ is gone
Oh yeah, the game goes on
Long after the thrill of juicin’ is gone

Barry sits back wonders if he failed his steroid test
But it don’t matter cause he’s baseball’s star
Well you know A-Rod, Bud said we need some HGH
A-Rod says, baby got it right in the car
Barry say a

Chorus:

Oh yeah, the game goes on
Long after the thrill of juicin’ is gone
Oh yeah, they say the game goes on
Long after the thrill of juicin’ is gone

Gotta deny it now
And deny it then
Let them scream we didn’t
Take no Primobolan
Hold onto the lies as long as you must
Evidence comin’ round real soon
Make us lose all our trust

Oh yeah, the game goes on
Long after the thrill of juicin’ is gone
Oh yeah, they say the game goes on
Long after the thrill of juicin’ is gone

Little ditty about Barry and A-Rod
Two baseball players hopin’ for that hall of fame nod