Now although the Yankees haven't beaten the Red Sox in 5 attempts yet this season, we are still in first place, albeit by the slimmest of margins. And although this will probably work as a reverse jinx on ressurect the career of David Ortiz and force me to eat crow for every negative word I've written about him, I'm continuing on with this anyway...
In 1987, the band Europe came out with a hit single (no, it's not the Final Countdown...to Daivd Ortiz's career...hahaha get it?)...It was a power ballad called "Carrie" about the end of a relationship. Well, I'm now taking it upon myself to present to you "Papi", a song written for David "Big Papi" Ortiz, from the perspective of Red Sox manager Terry Francona.
(Editors Note: This song is being dedicated to every member of Red Sox Nation)
Sung to the tune of "Carrie" by Europe:
Papi
When ball games start, I see no reason
For you to hit, think about this every day
In every game, all situations
I know you've tried
But please don't ask to play
Can't you see it in your swing
Though this might be your last at bat
Papi
Papi
Your talents gone my friend
Woh ohh
Papi
Papi
Maybe you'll play again
Someday, in Japan
I see you play, with no confidence
In every at bat, I wish you'd sit on the bench
I've taken my time
And shown a lot of patience
You suck now, are you the black Kevin Mench?
Can't you see it in your swing
Though this might be your last at bat
Papi
Papi
Your talents gone my friend
Woh ohh
Papi
Papi
Maybe you'll play again
Someday, in Japan
Ohh
Can't you see it in your swing
Though this might be your last at bat
(ohh ho ho)
Ohh
Papi
Papi
Ohh, your talents gone my friend
Papi, Papi, Papi
(Ohh ho ho)
Papi
Papi
Maybe you'll play again
Someday, in Japan
When ball games start
Your blog never ceases to entertain me, Chris! Love the dig at "Little Gnome". Didn't even realize his stats are about the same as Ortiz, but then again I haven't paid much attention to the Sox lately. I'm not banking on a sweep at Fenway, but I'm predicting Yankees win 2 out of 3 and most likely sweep the Mets at home on the weekend. *hopes my Nostradamus sense is working*
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